Twenty Eleven. Maldita.

My life. Happy New Year!

Bring Out the Bubbly

Happy Holidays!
The best things about the holidays are that I have probably drank (drunk? dranken?) way to much sparkly apple goodness that is humanly possible and I hope my bladder doesn't explode, and I have successfully done NOTHING for TWO DAYS except I actually touched my Earth Science binder today. Death.
Hope your birthdays and holidays were fabby.

"Hey, where are you from?"

"Arizona."

"No, where are you reaaallly from?"

"America? New York?"

"No, dude, seriously, where are you from?"

"Asia?"

"What kind of Asian are you?"

"Excuse me?"

"Dude, don't be ashamed of yourself."

What Is Up With Everybody, Blame It On Global Warming.

Have I mentioned hating being 13?
Have I told you how a doctor stared into my soul?
Have I told you how hard it is to get up on that bleeping mat thing that is uncomfortably tall?
I'm getting shorter.
It's true.

Have I told you how I will cry at any movie?
I cried in Marley & Me. (which was really actually sad.)
I cried in Bridge to Teribithia.
I cried in E.T.
I cried in Remember the Titans.
I cried in Avatar.

I have nightmares about the second Harry Potter book. That thing was scary, man. I was afraid to look in a mirror for about 2 weeks in fear that I would see two basilik eyes and that my skeleton would rot forever in the bottom of a chamber.
Harry Potter is so scary. The movies too. I practically leaped out of my seat in fright when that hand popped out of the lake in the 6th movie. (Meghan should probably remember that.) I jumped a foot when that effing snake jumped out of the hole in the creepy lady's house in the 7th movie.

I was actually a little bit scared by Scary Movie.

I went to see Sherlock Holmes and it was fantastic but I was so freaked out that the creepy guy would try to attack me, and Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law wouldn't be there to help me. After Inception, I was so creeped out by his creep of a wife.

Sorry if I was inconsiderate with the bottom of my last post. I don't mean to cause harm. :(:(

My throat/nose/voice sounds like a motorcycle. Hugs to everyone that is sick and all the people in the UK that aren't used to so much snow.

Are you afraid of dying?

Epiphanies and Disappointment

Hey guys.

I hate people that are unfair and prejudiced (coughocoughhackmrhackmcgrathcoughhackcough). I hate wrongful discrimination. I hate racist bastards. I hate puke colored egg-white facials, I strongly dislike things that are bitter (other than bittersweet chocolate), I don't like having to look out for deer poop when walking home, I don't like heavy backpacks.

I have just found out of amazingly good La Yogurt strawberry banana yogurt is. You can drink it like a smoothie...chhhyess. It tastes like a smoothie. It is basically amazingness. I don't know why you would care but I usually like my yogurt creamy but this thing was so effing delish!

So guys...

Being thirteen sucks. Sucks baad.

In the first week of being thirteen, I have successfully gotten my arse into some uncomfortable situations.

Algebra. What the eff, man.

Homework.

Illness.

Cranky stoners.

I can totally see why teenagers are always having these mental breakdowns.

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So I see that a lot of bloggers are feeling a bit apprehensive about people seeing their blogs and slamming it/being mean, and I totally get that. I hope people are respectful to my and everyone elses writing . :)

Birfday

Going to see HP7 with the parents and New York City for Thanksgiving!

Thanks for all the happy birfdays yesterday. :D

In Which I Lose My Mind, Rave About Astronomy, and Get My Ass in Gear (GMAG)

Do you hear voices reading to you when you read?

I do.

It's weird.

So I was just doing my Earth Science homework, because, well, there is a lot of it, and I could just hear Ms. Van Vleet reading it to me. Like, exactly her voice.

And I was reading Adri's blog and I could hear her voice. And then I read something that I wrote and didn't really hear anything.

Speaking of Earth Science:

ASTRONOMY. IS. SO. COOL. But so depressing! We're all gonna die! We're all gonna die! Earth will be no more! Earth is gonna freaking MELT. Like great gobs of molten crap sliding around on top of the core, which is already molten crap! And in my lifetime, I'll never see a picture or go to a different galaxy because chances are nobody is going to learn how to move at the speed of light and even if they do, it'll take only a COUPLE BILLION YEARS to get there.

And if scientists don't GTAG (get their asses in gear) before a couple billion years, our little wittle descendants will feel it get hotter and hotter, and watch the Sun eat up Mercury and Venus, and slowly burn. to. death. That is if the human race doesn't completely mess of the Earth BEFORE a couple billion years.

It also sucks because if you go through a black hole, chances are that you'll die, so I'll never be able to go through a black hole INTO another Universe, which is just MIND BOGGLING to think about. Our Universe might be the dump of what came out of another black hole. I wonder if there's a Biverse. You know, instead of a Universe. Black holes are the best. Stars are scary. The sun terrifies me. Eating up Mercury and Venus, burning our descendants, generally being a jerk. Well we've taken a lot from the sun, so I don't hate it that much. I actually like it a lot. Except for the eating up Mercury and Venus and burning our descendants part.

I'm sorry if you had to read all of that.

Anyways, I have to go Get My Ass In Gear because I forgot to do my Earth Science last night so I have to get a grade deduct. Yaaaaaaay!

(P.S. If I seem a little runon-y, its because the Girl Scout finally came through and brought me my Thin Mints. SUGARR.)

Ollie, Onna, Jossie, and Mister Mohzrohah

I have trouble with my bowels vowels.

Let's play the dot game!

CTY

so some children have been asking me what CTY is.

It's nerd camp.

CTY is for children who have decided that 10 months of school is not enough! No! They must have more! They must burn their brains learning things surrounded by other nerds like them! Of course those other nerds are fantastic and beautifully hilarious and horribly horribly perverted (grass orgys, anyone?) and sarcastic but ay, we're HERE TO LEARN, RIGHT? (subtle sarcasm) There are also many perfectly nice sweet children with subtle senses of humor and no sense of pervyness and there are also some drama queens that will drag you shopping when you just want to STUDY, GOD. (sarcasm.) We play the stupidest games. Like wanna buy a duck.

CTY is also for children's parents who are willing to spend 4,000 dollars learning for three weeks.

CTYOnline is a online course for nerds who have decided they would like to spend many hours writhing over an assignment they have to turn in.

CTYOnline is not for stupid procrastinators, like me.

CTYOnline is full of badasses, thats all you need to know.

uhmm YES

"I am going to follow him home. And melt his refrigerator."

We have so much fun at Rochester.

"AND IT RISES TO THE UTOPIA OF BANANADOM! AND IT FALLS TO THE GROUND AND SHATTERS INTO A. MILLION. PIECES. And from the ashes of the fallen Bertha, grows TWO MORE BERTHAS."

The online town hall was hilarious and actually not really interesting. Al Gore's face....*shatters into a million pieces*

We met this guy.

http://sophienextdoor.blogspot.com/2010/11/twc-online-town-hall.html

Sophie takes the whole thing into account well.

blast from the past!

Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb.

haha.

http://thequestforapronoun.blogspot.com/2009/09/teeny-bit-awesome.html

livvy reminded me of this.

Malfoy is hot.

Party Hard.

Had such a fun day with a certain group called M.T.S., and had a faabb dindin with the most fabbbbb JV team Ithaca has ever seen, baby.

Love you ladies.

RIP PAUL

Dear Paul,

Sucks that you're dead. Did the Germans feed you well enough? I bet they did, you ate a lot of mussels, didn't you. You were pretty freaking awesome. Were you freaked out by all the crazy Dutchmen who wanted to kill you after you predicted that Spain would win?

Hope heaven has a lot of mussels.

Lurrve,

Jessie

Joe is an a-hole.

minimalism is never a bummer. well, sometimes it is.

I finally managed to figure out my header. Not really, actually.

So swimming is over, and it was a jellyglomping load of good, hard, choke-worthy fun. I mean, that was some hardcore enjoyment there. Hard

core. Like blood-puking hardcore. We have a banquet this Sat. and I think it'll be a lot of fun.

I have nothing to do tonight (other than homework, but really, who does that. Scoff.) So you know what that means.

Yep.

I'm going to try to finish A Very Potter Musical. Even though Ginny annoys me and so does Ron, and so does the rest of the Weasleys in the musical but Malfoy is amazing so I will deal with it.

I went to see this movie with a certain birthday girl. ADRIANA IS A NINJA.

did someone say RENOVATIONS

"I have realized that we are very similar people, you and I."

I haven't written in maybe a month now, because of annoying things like my thighs aching, swim meets and practice.

I even have a new label called thighs.

But I wanted to show you all that I haven't completely abandonded my blog. Abandonded. Abandoned? So I'm writing this post. Alalalala.

Have you heard how much homework we get now? It's insane. I used to never use my assignment book last year but this year I cherish it and now its grimy and gross but it is still my savior. Last year I never stayed up past 10 doing homework. But it's ok, high school will be worse. :D

Hope you guys have a fun Halloween.

afternoon.

Been spending my time lip-synching/screaming to depressing songs on Youtube while I finish my Earth Science homework.

You should try it sometime.

(P.S. I finally got my burrito.)

exhaussttiooonn.

web+njhs+swimming+HOMEWORRRK MOUNTAIN+following stoopid Hurricane Igor....Bermuda better watch out+flute+piano+finding time to get a burrito+being generally crazy=sore thighs and no upper body strength

Eigth Grade Angst

Definition of angst: Angst, often confused with anxiety, is a transcendent emotion in that it combines the unbearable anguish of life with the hopes of overcoming this seemingly impossible situation. Without the important element of hope, then the emotion is anxiety, not angst. Angst denotes the constant struggle one has with the burdens of life that weighs on the dispossessed and not knowing when the salvation will appear.

I'm not like horribly depressed, or struggling with the burdens of life and not knowing when salvation will appear, but I'm still kinda angsty. But it's alright.

I still spell eigth wrong. Eigtgh. Eighth.

But there is a unicorn-tiger on my assignment book!

Algebra sounds terrible.

But I love math!

No you don't.

I have study hall one time out of six days. What?

Senora Landau is now Senora Benjamin. What?

Plus, I forgot all of my Spanish skills. And the new Spanish room is cold and dismal. Ahaha see how I used dismal there?

I beseech you.

I might eat somebody if Mr. Wenham doesn't let me change PE classes.

WANTWANTWANTWANTWANT

229 dollars, anybody?

Have any of you guys seen the new nano? It's like a touch screen shuffle.

Shoutout

SOPHIIEEE I SAW YOUR MUM YESTERDAY. AND YOUR REALTOR. Hang next week w/ deon?

Stealth Meter

It is universally acknowledged that the killing of a fly requires a supreme amount of stealthiness. Since I frankly have nothing better to do, I watched my family over a week to see how stealthy they are.

Mom's reaction: Not much. Waved fly away into window. Fly flew back. Wave. Flies back. Calls Dad to get it.

Stealth Meter: 1.

Dad: Develops determined look. Primal hunting instincts are unearthed. Grabs newspaper. Wears invisible cape. Fly has no way out, gives in and is murdered. Dad develops cackle and pronounces himself (with funny accent) "Bug Kill-ler!".

Stealth Meter:9

Grandpa: Speaks to fly in Chinese. Fly is intrigued, Grandpa goes all Jackie Chan on the fly. Fly is humiliated. Dies.

Stealth Meter:10

Grandma: Doesn't notice fly.

Stealth Meter: Uhm.

Me: Pronounces self stealthiest of all. Develops Russian mafia accent. ( Vokay, you fly vinto vindow, no vone hurt. Mafia no kill. Mafia pay big money.) Locks fly in window. Fly doesn't die, no vone hurt. Mafia pay big money.

Next Blogging

So you guys know, how on the little bar on the top of blogs there is a little thing that says "next blog" (which usually takes you to blogs about creepy mothers taking billions of pictures of their babies and posting them around). Last time I clicked for this blog I got a formerly alcoholic artist. He was cool. But this time I got these awesome foreign photography blogs.

http://raulbonatiu.blogspot.com/?expref=next-blog

http://happysnappy09.blogspot.com/?expref=next-blog

I guess they are kiinnda related to my blog but not really, actually.

And then I got one with a lot of Spanish children.

http://santiagoemilioferrando.blogspot.com/?expref=next-blog

If you click on this one and look at the pictures, you will notice that there are pictures of them beating at a pinata. But it's a pinata LLAMA AND THE SMALL CHILDREN ARE BEATING HIM MERICILESSLY AND THEN EATING HIS GUTTSSS

SO I DON'T GET WHAT THE DEAL WITH THIS NEXT BLOG LINKY.

what are you guys getting?

Draft #1.

Original Title of Draft:ZOOOBALALAKA

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ZZZZZZZD.

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Intended Meaning: unknown.

drafts.

I have realized how lazy I am in the summer to actually type things (heh heh) and that I have a lot of unfinished posts that were either too weird or too pointless or too gluppy to actually post. There are some pretty cool unfinished stories in there, so I guess I'll be posting a lot of drafts soon.

Survival Tactics For Eigth Grade

1. Learn How To Spell "eigth" correctly. Eihgth? Eighth. Igth.

2. Learn How To Spell "twelth" correctly. Twelfh Tweltfh.

3. Learn To Teleport (so I can visualize a classroom and just appear there)

4. Get Over My Irrational Fear Of Sixth Graders. *twitch* Yes I know I was a sixth grader once. *twitch*

5. Drink A Lot Of Caffine.

6. Try Not To Overthink Things (because if I do my brain will implode.)

7. Try Not To Drown While Swimming.

8. Try Not To Die in PE.

9. Try Not To Die in Social Studies.

10. Try Not to Die Of Suffication.

11. Buy Mule For Carrying Binders.

12. Tape Eyelids Back So It Will Look Like I am Awake.

13. Buy Foghorn. (For frightening 6th Graders. away. BWAHA.)

14. Do Not Drown In Locker.

15. Do Not Suffocate in Locker

16. Do Not Try to Fit In Locker, Period.

17. Do Not Eat Cafeteria Mystery Meat.

18. Do Not Eat New Principal.

19. Do Not Eat New Band Teacher.

20. Just Hitchhike to Narnia, Gosh.

Killing Things

Have you guys ever noticed how if you use highlighter on glossy and shiny (SHINYYY) things it EVAPORATES and disappears? Guess it's because glossy/shiny (SHINYYYY) things are nonporus and everything.

Sorry. Got distracted.

Today I went to a library for the first time in forever, and I had to keep screaming internally at myself "WALK AWAY FROM THE BOOK, WALK AWAY" because I already had this humongo stack and books kept dropping from the top and then I would do the awkward side leaning thing to pick them up, AND the librarian was doing the rabid dragon sneer every time I dropped a book. But in the end I managed to waddle to the self checkout station without dropping anything and waddle out.

Isn't "Killing Things" such a snazzy title?

Post.

new word: blooofatoism.

fear of fat blue things.

quote:

Sophie: I haven't read all of them...

I mean watched

WATCHED

nother quote.

Alex: NOOOOOOOOO! First of ll I was VERY CONFUSED! and there were all these guys without shirts on! not my type of movie!

object:

clara karastury's "bra lasso."

event:

sleeping in a tent with some of my best friends.

book:

The Pig Of Happiness

Recent Obsession.

Steampunk.

If you don't know what it is, it's awesome.

It where an author takes a historic time, and arms all the people with flying whales, teleporters, and machine guns.

YESS.

marshmellows in my eyebrows and embers in my hair

fun last night.

bwahaha.

a picture to go with the last post.

dead squirrel.

I see a lot when I walk home from school.

A lot of things are just normal, a pine cone on a side walk, a ripple in a puddle.

Why do I look at ripples in puddles?

Anyways.

Today I was, k'now, just walking along, feeling completely tired until something gray and fuzzy caught my eye. It was weird. It was a squirrel.

It had a deep gash in its leg and its mouth was slightly open. It looked really distressed. I thought it had lost a leg until I realized the white thing there was a bone.

Right about then I shuddered.

I was looking at it for awhile, trying to figure out HOW it died because, um, leg meat doesn't just split like that. Angry deer? Angry bird? Angry dog? Angry cat? Angry bunny? HUMAN???

The more I looked at it, the more disgusted I got. The more disgusted I got, the more I couldn't look away.

It was a terrible sensation. Nevereverever look at a dead squirrel for too long.

The hairs on its tail blew in the wind.

LIKE A VIRGIN...HAAAAA....TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME

sitting here with livvy, franny, and brie.

Yup. You should read this.

http://thequestforapronoun.blogspot.com/

A blog by my (seriously bad ass) Alaskan friend Theo from that little writing class we took last year. Hi Theo!!!

Quite Possibly the Most Epic Music We Played In Band.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHmJiGZrMtQ

Do you remember?

And ugh. This one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPo8c5Ffwz0&feature=related

:)

Rehearsal this weekend.

crapcrapcrap.

why the fifth harry potter movie sucked. Sucked badly.

-I was confused. And I read the book.

-The movie did not make me laugh.

-The movie did not make me cry. And I cry at a lot of movies. Even animated ones.

-The movie only made me make the weird half smile thing, like when someone tries to make a joke but it fails.

-I ended up feeling awkward for all of the actors. EXCEPT FOR LUNA CAUSE SHE WAS AWESOME

-I didn't even understand that Sirius died, because Harry was just standing there looking a bit bemused when Sirius got swept into the fog machine, WHICH IS NOT HOW PEOPLE DIE.

BUT.

At least Harry got a haircut.

happy happy birthday Mr. Gabor!

Dear Mr. Gabor-

I'm sorry you're dead.

That sucks.

But you're awesome!

I bet you know that already.

YOU INVENTED FREAKING HOLOGRAPHY.

HOLOGRAPHY.

And you were able to pull off the whole men-with-cat-eyeglasses look.

Respectfully,

Jessie.

please comment on your opinion!!

So I wrote a post yesterday about who would win a fight, a vampire or a wizard, and I'm kind of writing an essay about it, so I need your opinion.

Yes. I could just someone tomorrow. But this way would make me so much happier because of how simple it would be!!!

You might want to take THIS into account:

Both vampires and wizards have their strong points. Vampires have crazy strength and speed, along with the fact that they are “virtually indestructible”, unless you rip them to shreds or manage to drive a stake through their hearts. Alone, a vampire could probably tackle you and drive their fangs into your neck in a matter of seconds. Wizards, on the other hand, get most of their power from their wands. You name a task and they can do it with a flick of the wrist. Wizards also have the power of summoning things. For example, if they needed a stake to drive into a vampire, they could most likely just summon one from a neighboring village. Villagers have a lot of stakes.

Despite their crazy abilities, vampires and wizards also have some major weaknesses. A wizard could get a serious leg up on a vampire since vampires can’t fly, or use a flying broomstick. Vampires probably wouldn’t be able to survive too many spells cast on them either. However, if the vampire was able to knock the wizard’s wand away/eat the wand, the wizard would be completely useless and would probably get completely beat up by the vampire.

So clicky the comment link. Now.

(Sorry about all the businesslike posts here. I promise Ill have a completely random one soon)

who would win?

I was thinking about ideas for a compare contrast essay, so I decided to freewrite (write continuosly without stopping) for an idea. There are a lot of typographic errors.... (I fixed some of them, but if there are still some, sorry!). Here is an excerpt:

VAMPIRES AND WIZARDS. .Like if you were a vamp, you could suck a wizard's blood, thus, they would be dead. But if you were a wizard, you could STUN the vamp, and then destroy it? But do killing curses work on Vamps? Cause can’t they not be destroyed or something?” Hmm.. I don’t think they can. If only a wizard could manage to rip a vamp into tiny pieces. Maybe burning it. Whats that spell again? UGH GEEK. umm. lalala. Oh dear I stopped writing there for a second! AAAH death! No I am not comparing two franchises, but WHO WOULD win a fight, vamps, or wizards? Prob vampires, as much as it kills me to say that. Wizards forever!!!! Maybe the vamps would get really distracted by all the blood. Hmm. Wait. Maybe the wizards could team up, y’know, and form a little wizard coalition. What does coalition mean again? And they could all stun the vamp at the same times and BAM stunned! And then they could rip him to shreds. Eww that’s actually really gross. GROD. Ahh Jessie your spelling sucks! your spelling sucks! and your terrible at spacing, as well. Hmm. Wizards vs vamps. But aren’t vamps like in packs already? so they are like freaking ninja warrior vamps, destroying all those wizards. Wizards aren’t good for much. I mean, if they go like ‘Expelliarmus!” it wont do anything because Vampires don’t have any freaking wands, stoopid. Wow. It’s true. Dang. But if it was a vampire vs a wizard, I wouldn’t know what would happen. I mean, would the wizard be able to kill the vamp with a spell? or would the vamp rip the wizards to shreds? PONDER. Wizards can kill wardrobes. And those aren’t eggzactly human. Vamps aren’t human. Wizards kill wardrobes. Why? What did the wardrobe do? Ugh. Bwaha/. The wizards would have to raise Voldy from the dead and he could zap all the vampires with is creppyness. Then he would kill Harry Potter and all his little friends and then everyone would be dead except for Voldemort. bwAHAHA. NO the wardrobe comes back from the dead too! Victory!

WIZARDS VS. VAMPS.

who wins?

VOLDEMORT AND THE WARDROBE.

gee.

Who knew corn could make you so full.

Happy Memorial Weekend!

im sorry.

that last post was a bit creepy.

WHY I SHOULD HAVE MY OWN UNIVERSE

Right now, some of you are probably squinting at this picture and rubbing your chin.

Some of you are probably bouncing up and down screeching "PREETTY COLORS".

And Ally is screaming POTATO.

Guess what.

ITS MY OWN LITTLE UNIVERSE.

"Ohh," you all are saying. "I see. That dot in the middle is the sun!"

I am nodding.

"And those colorful ones must be planets!" you guys are realizing. Your glee is stopped short.

"Wait. JESSIE. THEY'RE ALL ON THE VERGE OF CRASHING INTO EACH OTHER. JESSIE?"

I am cackling.

Your horror and disgust is undoubtedly apparent. I wait to tell the great news.

"Guess which one you guys are on." I say.

You stop.

I cackle again.

"The one that just exploded."

yuf yuf BOOSH!...or the post to make up for all the posts that I didn't write.

You know that feeling when you're trying to remember something but you just CAN'T? It pretty much freaking sucks. Like I was trying to remember the 3rd child from the Unfortunate Events books, and I just couldn't. Was it Karl? Kurt? No. Ka--...Klark? Pooh. Well. Maybe it's just me.

Also, check this out.

So someone decided to take Garfield out of the Garfield Comics, and make a book/site out of them. The description reads:

Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb.

http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/page/95

...

...

BWAHAHA.

just a note-

I learned how to play "Dawn" from Pride & Prejudice. :) :)

flobbing socks. (or the english language)

Have any of you people noticed how QUEER the english language is?

If you haven't, you should.

Because it is queer.

Who decided that the red liquid that squeezes out of cuts is called blood? Did they just watch the stuff ooze out of them and shriek "BLOOOOOD! BLOOOD!"

ahh. Sorry. That was kinda gory, wasn't it? (bwahaha.)

Maybe it was a Neanderthal. Neanderthals are pretty awesome like that.

Anyways.

oZZy. or is it Ozzie?

Johnny Wieeerrr? No dad, Justin Bieber.

Me and my dad were driving along in his Mr. Mom van, listening to the radio, when a Justin Bieber song came on. So, just for the heck of it, I asked him if he thought it was a girl or a boy.

Dad: Girl.

Me: AHAHA FAIL, DAD

Dad: Oh! Is it Johnny WEIR?

(here is proof that my dad watched the Olympics too much)

Me: No dad. That's a figure skater.

Dad: JOHNNY WEEIIIIRR?

Me: NO, DAD. JUSTIN BEIBER.

Dad: JOHNNNNY WEIRRRR-d. bahahahaha.

Me:....

Dad: JOHNNNY WEIRDDD....bahaha. JOHNNY WEirdd Johnny weird Johnny weird.

new word.

Jellyglomper- the one who glomps in jelly

weird stomach-wrenching nervousness.

NYSSMA LATER.

Good luck to anyone that is going/ has gone!

tag. baha.

So, as you may have read before, Lady Sophie from Sophie Next Door tagged me a few days ago. And then Miss Olivia did. And then I got kinda scared from all these people touching/tagging me, so I decided to finally write this post. (About time, ay?)

8 THINGS YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT JESSIE

• I. Love. The Office. (Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.)

• I wiggle my toes when I'm bored sometimes.

• My favorite chess piece is the knight, because who doesn't like a horse that jumps in a L formation?

• I say tomato, you say to-mato.

• Im NOT a ninja. *shifty eyes* I'm NOT

• 42

• haha this dot is bigger than the other ones. Um. I love love love love burritos and I watch weird English movies too much.

I tag:

YOU.

a nice long afternoon in pictures

fun times.

Last night was funn. I went to a dance (which I rarely do) and it was ahmazing? Except I got punked by a plop and her accomplices, which is a story for another day.

What did you all do?

jessie trys Paint. Fail? Yes.

Oh. Dear. Is that a cow? And an armless gnome? Skillful, Jessie. Skill.

Mr. DAAAHHHHCY is a beast especially when he's soaked in rain. A flammy post for a flammy day. :)

Don't you agree? ;)

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WATCHED PRIDE & PREJUDICE 4 TIMES OVER BREAK. 4 TIMES. 2 TIMES WITH CAPTIONS, BECAUSE I REALLY CAN'T UNDERSTAND BRITISH ACCENTS.

This bloggeth post is for that random splatypus Miss Olivia...who shares my unnatural obsession for this movie.

Clicky that bloggeth of hers on my blogroll.

Ahem. In other news, I had a pretty flamablamabous day today, and am addicted to the new trident stuff. *grinds on gum noisily*

AND THANK YOU TO SOPHIE, who wrote a lurvley post on this bloggeth on her bloggeth. CLICKY. NOW.

I leave you today with a picture of Miss Olivia's perfect suitor....not Mr. Wickham, unfortunatley. but..

bahaha.

ha.

Thirteen Reasons Why I'm writing this post.

1. I like lists. heeH.

2. I just got this Blogger app thingy on iGoogle, and I want to test it out.

3. MOOSE.

4. I have to continue on my quest for Miss Actress Ally's contest!

5. Here goes:

There once was a chicken named Dog,

Who one day got stuck ina bog.

He met a star-fish,

got out some relish,

and devoured that fish on a log.

6. Um. Well.

7. IM IN A LIBRARY!

8. Because. I feel like it.

9. This is getting harder.

10. *hummmms*

11. Zung Zung Zung.

12. *blank stare*

13. Ahh! Finally! BECAUSE I FINALLY READ 13 REASONS WHY. AT least part of it, I'm on cassette 3. It's chilling. o.O

easter

Happy belated Easter, y'all!!

Let's hope that your dog doesn't end up looking like this.

Another Random Post

Sitting here with the random splatypus Livvy ( livvyandlove.blogspot.com ) in the library.
Check out her bloggeth!!!

LIFE SUCKS, MAAAN! LIFE SUCKKS!

I HATE SMILING!

ITS SO DARK IN HERE. SO DARK. I HATE DARK.

BUT I DO LIKE SOMETHINGS. I LIKE SMALL CHILDREN!

SMALL. CHILDREN.

*creepy grin*

LIFE SUCKS!

JK ROWLING IS A DREAM-CRUSHER! A DREAM CRUSHER!

I MEAN, I WAS EXPECTING A LETTER FROM DUMBLEDORE WHEN I TURNED 11! I'VE BEEN PRACTICING!

*waves stick around*

EXPELLIARMUS! PROTEGO!

I'VE BEEN PREPARED FOR he-who-must-not-be-named SINCE BIRTH! BIRRRTH!

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haha. Happy April Fools! :) Enjoy the dark colors of the blog.

Yes, Johnny Depp will eat your children!

silence and the tapping of a pencil

It seems that I have been completely drained of anything to say or write in the last few days, which sucks because a lot of my life in school requires a lot of writing. What usually happens is I start drawing little swirly men in the margins, go slightly cross-eyed, and leave a completely lifeless paragraph of writing on the paper.

Like I am now.

valentines day, apollo anton ohno, chinese new year, georgian lugerluge

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

single people unite!

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there's been a lot of Olympic drama lately. The luger? None should be able to DIE on a luging track!

So last night I was watching the speed skating final...and at the end it looked hopeless for the US/China/Canada.

http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/assetid=97fdc4d6-3ad0-4f6b-80e6-e360e931b2d8.html#watch+ohnos+wild+ride+record

And it looks like the Koreans are going to sweep all the medals....

and then the guy in 3rd place takes the guy in front of him out. Selfish, much? ;)

An somehow the Chinese dude just disappeared after about halfway through.

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Happy Asian/Chinese/Lunar New Year!! Yay for dumplings, mooncakes, and good partying.

February

February, February:

Olympics in Vancouver.

February break.

Spring nearing.

Valentines.

and....

what?

NO SNOW DAY?

Hmm.

Must not be February then.

random post time!

I've been horribly horribly busy lately....middle of the school year buzz.

It's frightening how I can't seem to remember what has happened just last week. AAAUGH. Must be getting old...

xkcd

xkcd....

what does it stand for?

I have no idea. But it's funny!

Read it!

(Its over there on my blogroll. Clicky! NOW!)

random latin lesson!

Hello, hello, salve, salve.

For this lesson you may call me Professor J.

THE FIRST LESSON:

Salve means hello.

How will this be used?

you: Salve!

random person: Salve!

THE LAST LESSON FOR TODAY:

I will now inform you of some very random phrases that you might want to use later on.

Sona si Latine loqueris. -Honk if you speak Latin!

Mellita, domi adsum! - Honey, I'm home!

Magister Mundi sum! - I am Master of the Universe!

Re vera, potas bene. -Say, you sure are drinking a lot. ( This one can be used to help save lives!)

Vescere bracis meis. - eat my shorts.

Corripe Cervisiam! - Seize the beer!

Carpe Diem! - Seize the day!

Merda taurorum animas conturbit! - BS baffles the brain.

Ad victoriam! - to victory! (A Roman battle cry)

Coming soon... a random Spanish lesson!

scaring the pants of people and getting pranked

Pretend you're walking along a hallway.

Keep walking...

Just a bit farther...OK.

Pretend now that you take something out of your locker.

Pretend these lockers look a bit like cat cages, and are big enough to hold a tuba.

With the item in hand, now pretend that you turn around and start walking back down the hall.

Now.

Pretend that you hear a strange breathing raspy noise in your ear.

Let's just say that you take it very well...you jump and clutch your flute tightly and shriek.

Simultaneously.

You turn.

And BAM there's one of you classmates with a weird expression on his face, making strange raspy noises in a locker, who laughes his face off.

Lets say you take this very well.

You smash his nose in with your flute.

jackson pollock+miltos manetas= great fun for jessie

Because of the fact that you can't openly graffiti legally on buildings, why not just settle for Internet JacksonPollocking? ;)

Up there is a screenshot of one of mine... bright, no?

Anyways, try it out.

http://jacksonpollock.org/

what happens when you mix cold fingers with a musical brain fart.

Yesterday was my piano rehearsal, and it went "ok".
Even though my fingers were stiff.
And my brain was out of it.

skiing

So, since it was a gawgeous day, and outside we were skiing in gym, I was inspired to write a little poem in English. :)

skiing
sunshine on snow...
lots of snow.
the feeling of freedom
before you fall.

constructive criticism?
longer?

i hate racist people!!!

Ugh.
Racist people suck.
Just to let everyone know, I'm Chinese and American, and I DON'T EAT BABIES! NOR DO I EAT CATS OR DOGS! Frankly, I find that gross! And offensive!
So if you google "chinese people", in the drop down box all these insulting things come up and that pisses me off.
*steam emits from ears*
*proudly eats her rice*
comments?

read. this. book. NOOOOWWW.

It's beautiful.

It's heartwrenching.

It's darkly humorous.

It will make you cry.

It will make you think.

You will read it....again

and again.

and again.

Trust me.

one word.

Insanity.

music!

Music? Yes!

I mostly listen to alternative, some rap, the free stuff on iTunes, and some mainstream stuff.

But never the chipmunk versions of things.

At first it was cute, talking chipmunks and everything.

And then they started singing. Which was scary.

And then I started thinking.

What if those singing chipmunks started to reproduce and stuff, and suddenly they took over the world!?

Or what if all the chipmunks morphed into singing and talking ones?

*envisions*

*winces*

Evolution can be scary.

Well, getting back on topic, I'll mostly listen to anything with a good beat. Favorite bands? Coldplay, Chopin (not really a band).....etc....

Anyways. Go listen to this now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NINOxRxze9k

awesome.

;)

As I said, I'll listen to anything with a good beat.

art and picasso

Art...
I'm ok at it.

I mean, most of my art is supposed to look like something, but ends up rather Picasso like or a scetchy, but I can make pretty rocking stick men!
I'll try to get a picture of the margians in my Spanish notebook soon.

weird slang terms

You know how people say "I don't give a ****".

What if you do give a crap*?

According to that term, you just stand there, nod your head, and poop.

o.O

Slang terms confuse me.

*shit

snow.

Today, when I was waiting outside with some friends for their parents, it was really nice out and there was this HUGE pile of snow on the ground. So, since I had my trusty boots on and was feeling particularly daring, I decided to climb it. I did, and dang it feels awesome to just stand on something tall and see everything.

Speaking of awesomeness and snow, look at this little guy I built one time:

He lasted a few days, until one day I went out and all that was left was a wet spot and a orange peel on the ground. Dramatic death, no?

school dances

School dances are funny things to experience, the awkward jumping and the dance-offs, the extremely awkward slow dances, (;-)) the little clumps of people lipschyncing to the blasting music, coming out of the school amlost utterly deaf and yelling "WHAAAT?" to anyone that's trying to talk to you.

boston's aquarium

I went to Boston's aquarium awhile back, and got these pretty amazing photos...didn't even require editing! *shock*

Heh, look at this guy. He's pretty punk...look at that mohawk.

One of my friends thought this was one of a jellyfish ....relieving itself in the tank. I highly doubt it...but you never know! ;)

Gorgeous, no?

These are just a couple of the nice ones! Maybe I'll post some more...if I can find them

blogging

Hey, everyone! Welcome to my blog!

I used to have a blog here, which pretty much failed. So I'm trying again...
I'm a 7th grader in NY, with a lot of weird friends and a love for music. Ill be posting a lot of pictures and edits that I've done, and a lot of stuff from my life. I hope you enjoy it!