"I am going to follow him home. And melt his refrigerator."

We have so much fun at Rochester.

"AND IT RISES TO THE UTOPIA OF BANANADOM! AND IT FALLS TO THE GROUND AND SHATTERS INTO A. MILLION. PIECES. And from the ashes of the fallen Bertha, grows TWO MORE BERTHAS."

The online town hall was hilarious and actually not really interesting. Al Gore's face....*shatters into a million pieces*

We met this guy.

http://sophienextdoor.blogspot.com/2010/11/twc-online-town-hall.html

Sophie takes the whole thing into account well.

afternoon.

Been spending my time lip-synching/screaming to depressing songs on Youtube while I finish my Earth Science homework.

You should try it sometime.

(P.S. I finally got my burrito.)

Survival Tactics For Eigth Grade

1. Learn How To Spell "eigth" correctly. Eihgth? Eighth. Igth.

2. Learn How To Spell "twelth" correctly. Twelfh Tweltfh.

3. Learn To Teleport (so I can visualize a classroom and just appear there)

4. Get Over My Irrational Fear Of Sixth Graders. *twitch* Yes I know I was a sixth grader once. *twitch*

5. Drink A Lot Of Caffine.

6. Try Not To Overthink Things (because if I do my brain will implode.)

7. Try Not To Drown While Swimming.

8. Try Not To Die in PE.

9. Try Not To Die in Social Studies.

10. Try Not to Die Of Suffication.

11. Buy Mule For Carrying Binders.

12. Tape Eyelids Back So It Will Look Like I am Awake.

13. Buy Foghorn. (For frightening 6th Graders. away. BWAHA.)

14. Do Not Drown In Locker.

15. Do Not Suffocate in Locker

16. Do Not Try to Fit In Locker, Period.

17. Do Not Eat Cafeteria Mystery Meat.

18. Do Not Eat New Principal.

19. Do Not Eat New Band Teacher.

20. Just Hitchhike to Narnia, Gosh.

Quite Possibly the Most Epic Music We Played In Band.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHmJiGZrMtQ

Do you remember?

And ugh. This one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPo8c5Ffwz0&feature=related

:)

please comment on your opinion!!

So I wrote a post yesterday about who would win a fight, a vampire or a wizard, and I'm kind of writing an essay about it, so I need your opinion.

Yes. I could just someone tomorrow. But this way would make me so much happier because of how simple it would be!!!

You might want to take THIS into account:

Both vampires and wizards have their strong points. Vampires have crazy strength and speed, along with the fact that they are “virtually indestructible”, unless you rip them to shreds or manage to drive a stake through their hearts. Alone, a vampire could probably tackle you and drive their fangs into your neck in a matter of seconds. Wizards, on the other hand, get most of their power from their wands. You name a task and they can do it with a flick of the wrist. Wizards also have the power of summoning things. For example, if they needed a stake to drive into a vampire, they could most likely just summon one from a neighboring village. Villagers have a lot of stakes.

Despite their crazy abilities, vampires and wizards also have some major weaknesses. A wizard could get a serious leg up on a vampire since vampires can’t fly, or use a flying broomstick. Vampires probably wouldn’t be able to survive too many spells cast on them either. However, if the vampire was able to knock the wizard’s wand away/eat the wand, the wizard would be completely useless and would probably get completely beat up by the vampire.

So clicky the comment link. Now.

(Sorry about all the businesslike posts here. I promise Ill have a completely random one soon)

February

February, February:

Olympics in Vancouver.

February break.

Spring nearing.

Valentines.

and....

what?

NO SNOW DAY?

Hmm.

Must not be February then.

scaring the pants of people and getting pranked

Pretend you're walking along a hallway.

Keep walking...

Just a bit farther...OK.

Pretend now that you take something out of your locker.

Pretend these lockers look a bit like cat cages, and are big enough to hold a tuba.

With the item in hand, now pretend that you turn around and start walking back down the hall.

Now.

Pretend that you hear a strange breathing raspy noise in your ear.

Let's just say that you take it very well...you jump and clutch your flute tightly and shriek.

Simultaneously.

You turn.

And BAM there's one of you classmates with a weird expression on his face, making strange raspy noises in a locker, who laughes his face off.

Lets say you take this very well.

You smash his nose in with your flute.

skiing

So, since it was a gawgeous day, and outside we were skiing in gym, I was inspired to write a little poem in English. :)

skiing
sunshine on snow...
lots of snow.
the feeling of freedom
before you fall.

constructive criticism?
longer?

one word.

Insanity.

school dances

School dances are funny things to experience, the awkward jumping and the dance-offs, the extremely awkward slow dances, (;-)) the little clumps of people lipschyncing to the blasting music, coming out of the school amlost utterly deaf and yelling "WHAAAT?" to anyone that's trying to talk to you.