scaring the pants of people and getting pranked

Pretend you're walking along a hallway.

Keep walking...

Just a bit farther...OK.

Pretend now that you take something out of your locker.

Pretend these lockers look a bit like cat cages, and are big enough to hold a tuba.

With the item in hand, now pretend that you turn around and start walking back down the hall.

Now.

Pretend that you hear a strange breathing raspy noise in your ear.

Let's just say that you take it very well...you jump and clutch your flute tightly and shriek.

Simultaneously.

You turn.

And BAM there's one of you classmates with a weird expression on his face, making strange raspy noises in a locker, who laughes his face off.

Lets say you take this very well.

You smash his nose in with your flute.

one word.

Insanity.

snow.

Today, when I was waiting outside with some friends for their parents, it was really nice out and there was this HUGE pile of snow on the ground. So, since I had my trusty boots on and was feeling particularly daring, I decided to climb it. I did, and dang it feels awesome to just stand on something tall and see everything.

Speaking of awesomeness and snow, look at this little guy I built one time:

He lasted a few days, until one day I went out and all that was left was a wet spot and a orange peel on the ground. Dramatic death, no?

school dances

School dances are funny things to experience, the awkward jumping and the dance-offs, the extremely awkward slow dances, (;-)) the little clumps of people lipschyncing to the blasting music, coming out of the school amlost utterly deaf and yelling "WHAAAT?" to anyone that's trying to talk to you.