valentines day, apollo anton ohno, chinese new year, georgian lugerluge

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

single people unite!

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there's been a lot of Olympic drama lately. The luger? None should be able to DIE on a luging track!

So last night I was watching the speed skating final...and at the end it looked hopeless for the US/China/Canada.

http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/assetid=97fdc4d6-3ad0-4f6b-80e6-e360e931b2d8.html#watch+ohnos+wild+ride+record

And it looks like the Koreans are going to sweep all the medals....

and then the guy in 3rd place takes the guy in front of him out. Selfish, much? ;)

An somehow the Chinese dude just disappeared after about halfway through.

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Happy Asian/Chinese/Lunar New Year!! Yay for dumplings, mooncakes, and good partying.

February

February, February:

Olympics in Vancouver.

February break.

Spring nearing.

Valentines.

and....

what?

NO SNOW DAY?

Hmm.

Must not be February then.

random post time!

I've been horribly horribly busy lately....middle of the school year buzz.

It's frightening how I can't seem to remember what has happened just last week. AAAUGH. Must be getting old...

xkcd

xkcd....

what does it stand for?

I have no idea. But it's funny!

Read it!

(Its over there on my blogroll. Clicky! NOW!)

random latin lesson!

Hello, hello, salve, salve.

For this lesson you may call me Professor J.

THE FIRST LESSON:

Salve means hello.

How will this be used?

you: Salve!

random person: Salve!

THE LAST LESSON FOR TODAY:

I will now inform you of some very random phrases that you might want to use later on.

Sona si Latine loqueris. -Honk if you speak Latin!

Mellita, domi adsum! - Honey, I'm home!

Magister Mundi sum! - I am Master of the Universe!

Re vera, potas bene. -Say, you sure are drinking a lot. ( This one can be used to help save lives!)

Vescere bracis meis. - eat my shorts.

Corripe Cervisiam! - Seize the beer!

Carpe Diem! - Seize the day!

Merda taurorum animas conturbit! - BS baffles the brain.

Ad victoriam! - to victory! (A Roman battle cry)

Coming soon... a random Spanish lesson!

scaring the pants of people and getting pranked

Pretend you're walking along a hallway.

Keep walking...

Just a bit farther...OK.

Pretend now that you take something out of your locker.

Pretend these lockers look a bit like cat cages, and are big enough to hold a tuba.

With the item in hand, now pretend that you turn around and start walking back down the hall.

Now.

Pretend that you hear a strange breathing raspy noise in your ear.

Let's just say that you take it very well...you jump and clutch your flute tightly and shriek.

Simultaneously.

You turn.

And BAM there's one of you classmates with a weird expression on his face, making strange raspy noises in a locker, who laughes his face off.

Lets say you take this very well.

You smash his nose in with your flute.

jackson pollock+miltos manetas= great fun for jessie

Because of the fact that you can't openly graffiti legally on buildings, why not just settle for Internet JacksonPollocking? ;)

Up there is a screenshot of one of mine... bright, no?

Anyways, try it out.

http://jacksonpollock.org/