Since I Last Wrote

Went to Dallas with a bunch of amazing nerds who I kind of sorta really completely enjoy hanging out with.

Got buff rowing crew. Because, please, how can you not catch a crab when you're feathering your blades?

I'm scared of geese.

Played Disney princess songs on a piano. The only Disney princesses who are acceptable are Mulan or Nala. Because One. Ariel sold her voice for legs. Belle fell in love with a beast who tried to eat her dad. Snow White ate an apple from a weird old lady and slept in a house with 7 other strange, disturbed, identity stricken men.

Read a lot of good books. Like this one.

TEXAS, BABY

NEW YORK REPRESENT

Miss You Ms. Piaf. Gotta Love the Classics. By The Way, I'm Dying From Too Much Work And No Sleep.

Classic.

Planning To Read This. Because Honestly, Who Doesn't Love Oscar Wilde?

Dear Herschel.

"Did you have an important document for me?" vom Rath asked. Drawing his pistol, Herschel called, "You are a filthy Boche, and here, in the name of 12,000 persecuted Jews, is your document."

Have I Told You How Good This Book Is?

If you have any sense you should click this link to Barnes and Noble where you can get it for $1.99.