Killing Things

Have you guys ever noticed how if you use highlighter on glossy and shiny (SHINYYY) things it EVAPORATES and disappears? Guess it's because glossy/shiny (SHINYYYY) things are nonporus and everything.

Sorry. Got distracted.

Today I went to a library for the first time in forever, and I had to keep screaming internally at myself "WALK AWAY FROM THE BOOK, WALK AWAY" because I already had this humongo stack and books kept dropping from the top and then I would do the awkward side leaning thing to pick them up, AND the librarian was doing the rabid dragon sneer every time I dropped a book. But in the end I managed to waddle to the self checkout station without dropping anything and waddle out.

Isn't "Killing Things" such a snazzy title?

i hate racist people!!!

Ugh.
Racist people suck.
Just to let everyone know, I'm Chinese and American, and I DON'T EAT BABIES! NOR DO I EAT CATS OR DOGS! Frankly, I find that gross! And offensive!
So if you google "chinese people", in the drop down box all these insulting things come up and that pisses me off.
*steam emits from ears*
*proudly eats her rice*
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