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12.31.2010

Twenty Eleven. Maldita.





My life. Happy New Year!

12.27.2010

Bring Out the Bubbly

Happy Holidays!
The best things about the holidays are that I have probably drank (drunk? dranken?) way to much sparkly apple goodness that is humanly possible and I hope my bladder doesn't explode, and I have successfully done NOTHING for TWO DAYS except I actually touched my Earth Science binder today. Death.
Hope your birthdays and holidays were fabby.

12.10.2010

"Hey, where are you from?"
"Arizona."
"No, where are you reaaallly from?"
"America? New York?"
"No, dude, seriously, where are you from?"
"Asia?"
"What kind of Asian are you?"
"Excuse me?"
"Dude, don't be ashamed of yourself."

12.04.2010

What Is Up With Everybody, Blame It On Global Warming.

Have I mentioned hating being 13?
Have I told you how a doctor stared into my soul?
Have I told you how hard it is to get up on that bleeping mat thing that is uncomfortably tall?
I'm getting shorter.
It's true.

Have I told you how I will cry at any movie?
I cried in Marley & Me. (which was really actually sad.)
I cried in Bridge to Teribithia.
I cried in E.T.
I cried in Remember the Titans.
I cried in Avatar.

I have nightmares about the second Harry Potter book. That thing was scary, man. I was afraid to look in a mirror for about 2 weeks in fear that I would see two basilik eyes and that my skeleton would rot forever in the bottom of a chamber.
Harry Potter is so scary. The movies too. I practically leaped out of my seat in fright when that hand popped out of the lake in the 6th movie. (Meghan should probably remember that.) I jumped a foot when that effing snake jumped out of the hole in the creepy lady's house in the 7th movie.

I was actually a little bit scared by Scary Movie.

I went to see Sherlock Holmes and it was fantastic but I was so freaked out that the creepy guy would try to attack me, and Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law wouldn't be there to help me. After Inception, I was so creeped out by his creep of a wife.

Sorry if I was inconsiderate with the bottom of my last post. I don't mean to cause harm. :(:(

My throat/nose/voice sounds like a motorcycle. Hugs to everyone that is sick and all the people in the UK that aren't used to so much snow.

Are you afraid of dying?

12.03.2010

Epiphanies and Disappointment

Hey guys.
I hate people that are unfair and prejudiced (coughocoughhackmrhackmcgrathcoughhackcough). I hate wrongful discrimination. I hate racist bastards. I hate puke colored egg-white facials, I strongly dislike things that are bitter (other than bittersweet chocolate), I don't like having to look out for deer poop when walking home, I don't like heavy backpacks.

I have just found out of amazingly good La Yogurt strawberry banana yogurt is. You can drink it like a smoothie...chhhyess. It tastes like a smoothie. It is basically amazingness. I don't know why you would care but I usually like my yogurt creamy but this thing was so effing delish!



So guys...
Being thirteen sucks. Sucks baad.

In the first week of being thirteen, I have successfully gotten my arse into some uncomfortable situations.
Algebra. What the eff, man.
Homework.
Illness.
Cranky stoners.

I can totally see why teenagers are always having these mental breakdowns.

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