Dad: Girl.
Me: AHAHA FAIL, DAD
Dad: Oh! Is it Johnny WEIR?
(here is proof that my dad watched the Olympics too much)
Me: No dad. That's a figure skater.
Dad: JOHNNY WEEIIIIRR?
Me: NO, DAD. JUSTIN BEIBER.
Dad: JOHNNNNY WEIRRRR-d. bahahahaha.
Me:....
Dad: JOHNNNY WEIRDDD....bahaha. JOHNNY WEirdd Johnny weird Johnny weird.