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11.24.2010

Birfday

Going to see HP7 with the parents and New York City for Thanksgiving!

Thanks for all the happy birfdays yesterday. :D

11.22.2010

In Which I Lose My Mind, Rave About Astronomy, and Get My Ass in Gear (GMAG)

Do you hear voices reading to you when you read?
I do.
It's weird.
So I was just doing my Earth Science homework, because, well, there is a lot of it, and I could just hear Ms. Van Vleet reading it to me. Like, exactly her voice.
And I was reading Adri's blog and I could hear her voice. And then I read something that I wrote and didn't really hear anything.

Speaking of Earth Science:
ASTRONOMY. IS. SO. COOL. But so depressing! We're all gonna die! We're all gonna die! Earth will be no more! Earth is gonna freaking MELT. Like great gobs of molten crap sliding around on top of the core, which is already molten crap! And in my lifetime, I'll never see a picture or go to a different galaxy because chances are nobody is going to learn how to move at the speed of light and even if they do, it'll take only a COUPLE BILLION YEARS to get there.

And if scientists don't GTAG (get their asses in gear) before a couple billion years, our little wittle descendants will feel it get hotter and hotter, and watch the Sun eat up Mercury and Venus, and slowly burn. to. death. That is if the human race doesn't completely mess of the Earth BEFORE a couple billion years.

It also sucks because if you go through a black hole, chances are that you'll die, so I'll never be able to go through a black hole INTO another Universe, which is just MIND BOGGLING to think about. Our Universe might be the dump of what came out of another black hole. I wonder if there's a Biverse. You know, instead of a Universe. Black holes are the best. Stars are scary. The sun terrifies me. Eating up Mercury and Venus, burning our descendants, generally being a jerk. Well we've taken a lot from the sun, so I don't hate it that much. I actually like it a lot. Except for the eating up Mercury and Venus and burning our descendants part.

I'm sorry if you had to read all of that.

Anyways, I have to go Get My Ass In Gear because I forgot to do my Earth Science last night so I have to get a grade deduct. Yaaaaaaay!

(P.S. If I seem a little runon-y, its because the Girl Scout finally came through and brought me my Thin Mints. SUGARR.)

11.19.2010

Ollie, Onna, Jossie, and Mister Mohzrohah

I have trouble with my bowels vowels.

Let's play the dot game!

CTY

so some children have been asking me what CTY is.

It's nerd camp.

CTY is for children who have decided that 10 months of school is not enough! No! They must have more! They must burn their brains learning things surrounded by other nerds like them! Of course those other nerds are fantastic and beautifully hilarious and horribly horribly perverted (grass orgys, anyone?) and sarcastic but ay, we're HERE TO LEARN, RIGHT? (subtle sarcasm) There are also many perfectly nice sweet children with subtle senses of humor and no sense of pervyness and there are also some drama queens that will drag you shopping when you just want to STUDY, GOD. (sarcasm.) We play the stupidest games. Like wanna buy a duck.

CTY is also for children's parents who are willing to spend 4,000 dollars learning for three weeks.

CTYOnline is a online course for nerds who have decided they would like to spend many hours writhing over an assignment they have to turn in.

CTYOnline is not for stupid procrastinators, like me.

CTYOnline is full of badasses, thats all you need to know.

11.17.2010

uhmm YES

"I am going to follow him home. And melt his refrigerator."

We have so much fun at Rochester.
"AND IT RISES TO THE UTOPIA OF BANANADOM! AND IT FALLS TO THE GROUND AND SHATTERS INTO A. MILLION. PIECES. And from the ashes of the fallen Bertha, grows TWO MORE BERTHAS."
The online town hall was hilarious and actually not really interesting. Al Gore's face....*shatters into a million pieces*

We met this guy.


Sophie takes the whole thing into account well.

11.16.2010

blast from the past!

G-G the book.

Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb.


Try G-G the book.

haha.

http://thequestforapronoun.blogspot.com/2009/09/teeny-bit-awesome.html

livvy reminded me of this.

11.14.2010

Malfoy is hot.

11.13.2010

Party Hard.

Had such a fun day with a certain group called M.T.S., and had a faabb dindin with the most fabbbbb JV team Ithaca has ever seen, baby.

Love you ladies.

11.11.2010

RIP PAUL



Dear Paul,

Sucks that you're dead. Did the Germans feed you well enough? I bet they did, you ate a lot of mussels, didn't you. You were pretty freaking awesome. Were you freaked out by all the crazy Dutchmen who wanted to kill you after you predicted that Spain would win?

Hope heaven has a lot of mussels.

Lurrve,
Jessie


Joe is an a-hole.

11.10.2010

minimalism is never a bummer. well, sometimes it is.


I finally managed to figure out my header. Not really, actually.

So swimming is over, and it was a jellyglomping load of good, hard, choke-worthy fun. I mean, that was some hardcore enjoyment there. Hard
core. Like blood-puking hardcore. We have a banquet this Sat. and I think it'll be a lot of fun.

I have nothing to do tonight (other than homework, but really, who does that. Scoff.) So you know what that means.

Yep.

I'm going to try to finish A Very Potter Musical. Even though Ginny annoys me and so does Ron, and so does the rest of the Weasleys in the musical but Malfoy is amazing so I will deal with it.


I went to see this movie with a certain birthday girl. ADRIANA IS A NINJA.