CTY

so some children have been asking me what CTY is.

It's nerd camp.

CTY is for children who have decided that 10 months of school is not enough! No! They must have more! They must burn their brains learning things surrounded by other nerds like them! Of course those other nerds are fantastic and beautifully hilarious and horribly horribly perverted (grass orgys, anyone?) and sarcastic but ay, we're HERE TO LEARN, RIGHT? (subtle sarcasm) There are also many perfectly nice sweet children with subtle senses of humor and no sense of pervyness and there are also some drama queens that will drag you shopping when you just want to STUDY, GOD. (sarcasm.) We play the stupidest games. Like wanna buy a duck.

CTY is also for children's parents who are willing to spend 4,000 dollars learning for three weeks.

CTYOnline is a online course for nerds who have decided they would like to spend many hours writhing over an assignment they have to turn in.

CTYOnline is not for stupid procrastinators, like me.

CTYOnline is full of badasses, thats all you need to know.