Killing Things

Have you guys ever noticed how if you use highlighter on glossy and shiny (SHINYYY) things it EVAPORATES and disappears? Guess it's because glossy/shiny (SHINYYYY) things are nonporus and everything.

Sorry. Got distracted.

Today I went to a library for the first time in forever, and I had to keep screaming internally at myself "WALK AWAY FROM THE BOOK, WALK AWAY" because I already had this humongo stack and books kept dropping from the top and then I would do the awkward side leaning thing to pick them up, AND the librarian was doing the rabid dragon sneer every time I dropped a book. But in the end I managed to waddle to the self checkout station without dropping anything and waddle out.

Isn't "Killing Things" such a snazzy title?

Post.

new word: blooofatoism.

fear of fat blue things.

quote:

Sophie: I haven't read all of them...

I mean watched

WATCHED

nother quote.

Alex: NOOOOOOOOO! First of ll I was VERY CONFUSED! and there were all these guys without shirts on! not my type of movie!

object:

clara karastury's "bra lasso."

event:

sleeping in a tent with some of my best friends.

book:

The Pig Of Happiness