gee.

Who knew corn could make you so full.

Happy Memorial Weekend!

im sorry.

that last post was a bit creepy.

WHY I SHOULD HAVE MY OWN UNIVERSE

Right now, some of you are probably squinting at this picture and rubbing your chin.

Some of you are probably bouncing up and down screeching "PREETTY COLORS".

And Ally is screaming POTATO.

Guess what.

ITS MY OWN LITTLE UNIVERSE.

"Ohh," you all are saying. "I see. That dot in the middle is the sun!"

I am nodding.

"And those colorful ones must be planets!" you guys are realizing. Your glee is stopped short.

"Wait. JESSIE. THEY'RE ALL ON THE VERGE OF CRASHING INTO EACH OTHER. JESSIE?"

I am cackling.

Your horror and disgust is undoubtedly apparent. I wait to tell the great news.

"Guess which one you guys are on." I say.

You stop.

I cackle again.

"The one that just exploded."

yuf yuf BOOSH!...or the post to make up for all the posts that I didn't write.

You know that feeling when you're trying to remember something but you just CAN'T? It pretty much freaking sucks. Like I was trying to remember the 3rd child from the Unfortunate Events books, and I just couldn't. Was it Karl? Kurt? No. Ka--...Klark? Pooh. Well. Maybe it's just me.

Also, check this out.

So someone decided to take Garfield out of the Garfield Comics, and make a book/site out of them. The description reads:

Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb.

http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/page/95

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BWAHAHA.

just a note-

I learned how to play "Dawn" from Pride & Prejudice. :) :)

flobbing socks. (or the english language)

Have any of you people noticed how QUEER the english language is?

If you haven't, you should.

Because it is queer.

Who decided that the red liquid that squeezes out of cuts is called blood? Did they just watch the stuff ooze out of them and shriek "BLOOOOOD! BLOOOD!"

ahh. Sorry. That was kinda gory, wasn't it? (bwahaha.)

Maybe it was a Neanderthal. Neanderthals are pretty awesome like that.

Anyways.

oZZy. or is it Ozzie?

Johnny Wieeerrr? No dad, Justin Bieber.

Me and my dad were driving along in his Mr. Mom van, listening to the radio, when a Justin Bieber song came on. So, just for the heck of it, I asked him if he thought it was a girl or a boy.

Dad: Girl.

Me: AHAHA FAIL, DAD

Dad: Oh! Is it Johnny WEIR?

(here is proof that my dad watched the Olympics too much)

Me: No dad. That's a figure skater.

Dad: JOHNNY WEEIIIIRR?

Me: NO, DAD. JUSTIN BEIBER.

Dad: JOHNNNNY WEIRRRR-d. bahahahaha.

Me:....

Dad: JOHNNNY WEIRDDD....bahaha. JOHNNY WEirdd Johnny weird Johnny weird.

new word.

Jellyglomper- the one who glomps in jelly

weird stomach-wrenching nervousness.

NYSSMA LATER.

Good luck to anyone that is going/ has gone!

tag. baha.

So, as you may have read before, Lady Sophie from Sophie Next Door tagged me a few days ago. And then Miss Olivia did. And then I got kinda scared from all these people touching/tagging me, so I decided to finally write this post. (About time, ay?)

8 THINGS YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT JESSIE

• I. Love. The Office. (Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.)

• I wiggle my toes when I'm bored sometimes.

• My favorite chess piece is the knight, because who doesn't like a horse that jumps in a L formation?

• I say tomato, you say to-mato.

• Im NOT a ninja. *shifty eyes* I'm NOT

• 42

• haha this dot is bigger than the other ones. Um. I love love love love burritos and I watch weird English movies too much.

I tag:

YOU.