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9.23.2010

afternoon.

Been spending my time lip-synching/screaming to depressing songs on Youtube while I finish my Earth Science homework.

You should try it sometime.

(P.S. I finally got my burrito.)

9.16.2010

exhaussttiooonn.

web+njhs+swimming+HOMEWORRRK MOUNTAIN+following stoopid Hurricane Igor....Bermuda better watch out+flute+piano+finding time to get a burrito+being generally crazy=sore thighs and no upper body strength

9.12.2010

9.08.2010

Eigth Grade Angst

Definition of angst: Angst, often confused with anxiety, is a transcendent emotion in that it combines the unbearable anguish of life with the hopes of overcoming this seemingly impossible situation. Without the important element of hope, then the emotion is anxiety, not angst. Angst denotes the constant struggle one has with the burdens of life that weighs on the dispossessed and not knowing when the salvation will appear.

I'm not like horribly depressed, or struggling with the burdens of life and not knowing when salvation will appear, but I'm still kinda angsty. But it's alright.

I still spell eigth wrong. Eigtgh. Eighth.

But there is a unicorn-tiger on my assignment book!

Algebra sounds terrible.

But I love math!

No you don't.

I have study hall one time out of six days. What?

Senora Landau is now Senora Benjamin. What?

Plus, I forgot all of my Spanish skills. And the new Spanish room is cold and dismal. Ahaha see how I used dismal there?

I beseech you.

I might eat somebody if Mr. Wenham doesn't let me change PE classes.

9.02.2010

WANTWANTWANTWANTWANT


229 dollars, anybody?
Have any of you guys seen the new nano? It's like a touch screen shuffle.

8.21.2010

Shoutout

SOPHIIEEE I SAW YOUR MUM YESTERDAY. AND YOUR REALTOR. Hang next week w/ deon?

8.17.2010

Stealth Meter

It is universally acknowledged that the killing of a fly requires a supreme amount of stealthiness. Since I frankly have nothing better to do, I watched my family over a week to see how stealthy they are.

Mom's reaction: Not much. Waved fly away into window. Fly flew back. Wave. Flies back. Calls Dad to get it.
Stealth Meter: 1.

Dad: Develops determined look. Primal hunting instincts are unearthed. Grabs newspaper. Wears invisible cape. Fly has no way out, gives in and is murdered. Dad develops cackle and pronounces himself (with funny accent) "Bug Kill-ler!".
Stealth Meter:9

Grandpa: Speaks to fly in Chinese. Fly is intrigued, Grandpa goes all Jackie Chan on the fly. Fly is humiliated. Dies.
Stealth Meter:10

Grandma: Doesn't notice fly.
Stealth Meter: Uhm.

Me: Pronounces self stealthiest of all. Develops Russian mafia accent. ( Vokay, you fly vinto vindow, no vone hurt. Mafia no kill. Mafia pay big money.) Locks fly in window. Fly doesn't die, no vone hurt. Mafia pay big money.