just a note-

I learned how to play "Dawn" from Pride & Prejudice. :) :)

flobbing socks. (or the english language)

Have any of you people noticed how QUEER the english language is?

If you haven't, you should.

Because it is queer.

Who decided that the red liquid that squeezes out of cuts is called blood? Did they just watch the stuff ooze out of them and shriek "BLOOOOOD! BLOOOD!"

ahh. Sorry. That was kinda gory, wasn't it? (bwahaha.)

Maybe it was a Neanderthal. Neanderthals are pretty awesome like that.

Anyways.

oZZy. or is it Ozzie?

Johnny Wieeerrr? No dad, Justin Bieber.

Me and my dad were driving along in his Mr. Mom van, listening to the radio, when a Justin Bieber song came on. So, just for the heck of it, I asked him if he thought it was a girl or a boy.

Dad: Girl.

Me: AHAHA FAIL, DAD

Dad: Oh! Is it Johnny WEIR?

(here is proof that my dad watched the Olympics too much)

Me: No dad. That's a figure skater.

Dad: JOHNNY WEEIIIIRR?

Me: NO, DAD. JUSTIN BEIBER.

Dad: JOHNNNNY WEIRRRR-d. bahahahaha.

Me:....

Dad: JOHNNNY WEIRDDD....bahaha. JOHNNY WEirdd Johnny weird Johnny weird.

new word.

Jellyglomper- the one who glomps in jelly

weird stomach-wrenching nervousness.

NYSSMA LATER.

Good luck to anyone that is going/ has gone!

tag. baha.

So, as you may have read before, Lady Sophie from Sophie Next Door tagged me a few days ago. And then Miss Olivia did. And then I got kinda scared from all these people touching/tagging me, so I decided to finally write this post. (About time, ay?)

8 THINGS YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT JESSIE

• I. Love. The Office. (Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.)

• I wiggle my toes when I'm bored sometimes.

• My favorite chess piece is the knight, because who doesn't like a horse that jumps in a L formation?

• I say tomato, you say to-mato.

• Im NOT a ninja. *shifty eyes* I'm NOT

• 42

• haha this dot is bigger than the other ones. Um. I love love love love burritos and I watch weird English movies too much.

I tag:

YOU.