I was thinking about ideas for a compare contrast essay, so I decided to freewrite (write continuosly without stopping) for an idea. There are a lot of typographic errors.... (I fixed some of them, but if there are still some, sorry!). Here is an excerpt:
VAMPIRES AND WIZARDS. .Like if you were a vamp, you could suck a wizard's blood, thus, they would be dead. But if you were a wizard, you could STUN the vamp, and then destroy it? But do killing curses work on Vamps? Cause can’t they not be destroyed or something?” Hmm.. I don’t think they can. If only a wizard could manage to rip a vamp into tiny pieces. Maybe burning it. Whats that spell again? UGH GEEK. umm. lalala. Oh dear I stopped writing there for a second! AAAH death! No I am not comparing two franchises, but WHO WOULD win a fight, vamps, or wizards? Prob vampires, as much as it kills me to say that. Wizards forever!!!! Maybe the vamps would get really distracted by all the blood. Hmm. Wait. Maybe the wizards could team up, y’know, and form a little wizard coalition. What does coalition mean again? And they could all stun the vamp at the same times and BAM stunned! And then they could rip him to shreds. Eww that’s actually really gross. GROD. Ahh Jessie your spelling sucks! your spelling sucks! and your terrible at spacing, as well. Hmm. Wizards vs vamps. But aren’t vamps like in packs already? so they are like freaking ninja warrior vamps, destroying all those wizards. Wizards aren’t good for much. I mean, if they go like ‘Expelliarmus!” it wont do anything because Vampires don’t have any freaking wands, stoopid. Wow. It’s true. Dang. But if it was a vampire vs a wizard, I wouldn’t know what would happen. I mean, would the wizard be able to kill the vamp with a spell? or would the vamp rip the wizards to shreds? PONDER. Wizards can kill wardrobes. And those aren’t eggzactly human. Vamps aren’t human. Wizards kill wardrobes. Why? What did the wardrobe do? Ugh. Bwaha/. The wizards would have to raise Voldy from the dead and he could zap all the vampires with is creppyness. Then he would kill Harry Potter and all his little friends and then everyone would be dead except for Voldemort. bwAHAHA. NO the wardrobe comes back from the dead too! Victory!
WIZARDS VS. VAMPS.
who wins?
VOLDEMORT AND THE WARDROBE.
Niiiice. :) Maybe you could submit freewriting as another genre.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like the Vamps would win but we are on the wizard's side anyway, because dumbledore is so much cooler than Edward it's not even funny. so so so much. hm. i don't know if i would risk bringing voldemort back, jessie. that's dangerous. cuz it messes with natural law. not that the whole series messes with natural law or anything.... but brining someone back was like forbidden or something. and plus, there is the fact taht he would kill harry. and ginny. and me and ally are ginny. (yes both of us) and you wouldn't want us to die, would you? you would much rather have all the wizards die. dumbledore is already dead so it doesn't matter. all the other wizards don't matter. i'm sorry that was mean. haha.
ReplyDelete-sophie, YES. GOOD IDEA.
ReplyDelete@livvy: Haha. Don't worry, ginny won't die! Ill have to kill of Harry Potter though.